YOU KNOW YOU'VE HAD TOO MUCH COFFEE WHEN...
~ You can type sixty words a minute...with your feet.
~ Instant coffee takes too long.
~ You chew on other people's fingernails.
~ You answer the door...before people knock.
~ You sleep with your eyes open.
~ You go to sleep, just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.
~ You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
~ You're the employee of the month at Starbucks and you don't even work there.
(aaaaaagh to work in a location near one!!)
~ You lick your coffeepot clean.
~ You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
~ You're so wired you pick up FM radio.
~ You have a picture of your coffee mug, on your coffee mug!
