Tuesday, May 09, 2006

ALL I need to know about life
I learned from a
Cow


If it's good, milk it for all it's worth
Successful people are "moo-vers and shakers"
Don't be just one of the herd
The cream always rises to the top
Don't stoop to a barnyard mentality
It's better to have milked and churned than to have never milked at all
If you need to get somewhere, hoof it
Some days can be udder frustration
If you're feeling low, moo yourself a little song
Chew your food 50 times before swallowing
Don't let others corrall you
Munch hay while the sun shines
He who lives with the herd learns to watch his step
Following your heart will always steer you in the right direction
Party 'till the cows come home
Live for-heifer young
Here a moo, there a moo, every where a moo-moo