He was big and sat on a stool at the bar
six foot five
tattoos all over his body.
Another man came into the bar
Just as big
broken nose
he approached the man who was sitting on the stool
He pushed his face close and said
"I just saw your Mother and I really fancy her"
The man on the stool did not move - no response.
The man spoke again
"I just saw your Mother in her garden and shouted suggestive comments to her".
No response.
He leaned closer and spoke again - louder.
"I have just jumped into her garden and gave your Mother a big snog"
The man slipped off his stool and stood up.
Then he said
"You are drunk again - JUST GO HOME - just go home Dad".
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