Thursday, January 18, 2007

Big Br*ther Again .......

JADE
Home: Essex
Age: 25
Height: 5’ 6”
Weight: Lost two stone thanks to her lucrative diet video… but it turned out she’d had liposuction.
Bust: Boob job took her from a 36C to a 36DD
Reach: Famous in UK
Professional record: Came fourth on Big Brother.
Languages: English. Kind of.
She says: “Go back to the slums, Shilpa”
What they say about her: “"Oh please, learn some manners. You know what you need? You need elocution classes, Jade” – Shilpa.
Eviction odds: 1/50


SHILPA
Home: Mumbai, India
Age: 31
Height: 5’ 10”
Weight: 130 lbs
Bust: 32D
Reach: Famous worldwide
Professional record: Has made over 50 movies, is an AIDS activist and PETA spokesperson
Languages: Speaks English, Tulu, Hindi, Gujarati, Tamil and some French.
She says: “It is racist, I’m telling you”
What they say about her: Has been dubbed “the Indian Angelina Jolie”.
Eviction odds: 10/1