I am cracking up
so please forgive my joke:-
A man dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates,
where he is greeted by St. Peter.
"Welcome!" he says.
"Because we are currently operating at 99% capacity,
we can only let a limited number of souls into heaven.
Therefore, you must answer my questions correctly to gain entrance."
"Okay," says he.
"Here's your question: name two days of the week
that begin with the letter T."
"That's easy.
Today and tomorrow!"
"Well, that's not the answer I was thinking of,
but I'll give you another question.
How many seconds are there in a year?"
"That's easy. Twelve!"
"Twelve?"
"January second,
February second,
March second -- "
"Okay, okay.
I can see you misunderstood this question as well.
Well, Okay.
I'll give you one more chance.
What's God's name?"
"That's easy. Howard!"
"Howard?"
"You know --
'Our Father,
who art in heaven,
Howard be thy name...
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