Sunday, August 17, 2008

I am tired and feel drained.
I feel pressure and have lots to do.
I feel frustrated coz my wireless is playing up.
I have 96 in my inbox
all humans.
I need energy to answer - do stuff.
I have two articles to write.
Don't I sound a miserable git?

All the above it true.
I think I will need to go to bed.
Zig has had an early night.

Why does my cable pick up wireless?
And my iPhone!
But not my Mac laptop?
It has been strange for months,
maybe a bit like me,
maybe it has been pushing the envelope?

Did you ever stop and wonder......

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze
these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out ?

Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat ?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer ?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't
point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is ?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours ?
They're both dogs !!!

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests ?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune ?

Stop singing and read on . .

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup ?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window ?

Does pressing the lift button more than once make it arrive faster ?

Do you ever wonder why you clicked my blog in the first place ?


I have gone to bed ..........