Saturday, March 08, 2014

When God gave out brains I thought he said trains So I missed mine.



. God’s Gift

 When God gave out brains
 I thought he said trains
 So I missed mine.
 When God gave out looks
 I though he said books
 So I did not want any.
 When God gave out chins
 I thought he said gins
 So I ordered a double.
 When God gave out noses
 I thought he said roses
 So I ordered a large red one.
 When God gave out legs
 I though he said kegs
 So I ordered two big ones.
 Boy am I in a mess!