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DIFFERENT APPROACH
Little Johnnie, a Salford supporter along with his dad, was attending his first rugby union match, watching Sale Sharks at the AJ Bell Stadium. Said Little Johnnie: "Dad, why do rugby union players have a pocket in their shorts?"
Dad replied: "It's to keep a handkerchief in, so when they get their nose busted in a tackle, they can wipe the blood off."
Little Johnnie, looking perplexed, then asked: "What do Rugby League players do when they get their nose busted?"
Dad replied: "They pull their nose off, wipe it on their shorts and then stick it back on again!"
S Rimmer, Warrington