. God’s Gift
When God gave out brains
I thought he said trains
So I missed mine.
When God gave out looks
I though he said books
So I did not want any.
When God gave out chins
I thought he said gins
So I ordered a double.
When God gave out noses
I thought he said roses
So I ordered a large red one.
When God gave out legs
I though he said kegs
So I ordered two big ones.
Boy am I in a mess!
