Thursday, April 01, 2004

Scotsman, planning a trip to the Holy Land, was
aghast when he found it would cost fifty dollars
an hour to rent a boat on the Sea of Galilee.
"Hoot mon," he said, "in Scotland it wouldna ha
been more than $20."

"That might be true," said the travel agent,
"but you have to take into account that the
Sea of Galilee is the water on which our
Lord Himself walked."

"Well, at $50/hour for a boat," said the Scotsman,
"it's ah no wonder He walked."